I have no interest whatsoever, so please go ahead and send the chart or list to me first for review so I can make sure everything is kosher for those members here who do really really care. That's me, always here to help!
Maybe we could through some titles in there and vote. The first 20 or so get to be used according to the votes they got.
How about we ask for members to contribute slang or local words (with description) for sone kind of hirarchy?
We can start with something like “Noob, Greeny, Fresh Meat etc. And work from there on...
If you want to make it funnier, you could use Captain Captain (from the movie Airplane). Overall it’s a great idea, as it encourages members to participate in the community. For me I like sharing ideas and will “like” comments to encourage more participation. You may find that others will work towards a certain level if there is an incentive, ie. certain discount on next purchase.